Air LIngus Dublin to Boston.....

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  1. Kiwi Paul

    Kiwi Paul TalkEmount Veteran

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    Feb 14, 2016
    Aberdeen, Scotland
    Paul
    Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

    Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.

    When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.”

    Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
     
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  2. NickCyprus

    NickCyprus Super Moderator

    Oct 11, 2012
    Cyprus
    Nick
    Haha, you gotta stay hydrated right? :D
     
  3. Kiwi Paul

    Kiwi Paul TalkEmount Veteran

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    Feb 14, 2016
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    Paul
    To be sure
     
  4. WNG

    WNG TalkEmount All-Pro

    Aug 12, 2014
    Arrid Zone-A, USA
    Will
    Hahahaha!!
    Isn't a Guinness a meal?
     
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  5. soeren

    soeren TalkEmount Top Veteran

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    Soeren
  6. Mus Aziz

    Mus Aziz TalkEmount Top Veteran

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  7. addieleman

    addieleman Passionate amateur

    Nov 13, 2012
    Netherlands
    Ad Dieleman
    My wife also :laugh1: